I’m terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter; this is not easy for me at all, honestly. This note needs to be written before I start hating you, our relationship just isn’t working out for me. Don’t let it get you all upset inside I blame Global Climate Change. I know that you have been through a hard time and I’m not trying to be insensitive to that. I just feel like you’ve given up. It is because of your extreme mood swings that I just can’t see myself content in this relationship with you.
I’ve come to realize that I haven’t liked your treatment of me over the past several weeks. Just like yesterday. I was coming home after work. I was exhausted. I was halfway home and wearing a white T-shirt when suddenly you rained down so hard I could barely keep my eyes open. You didn’t even care that I was carrying my laptop! Don’t you realise that your depressing behaviour is getting people down? Not only that, but you are making people sick as well!
You’d be much better off finding a person that can help you deal with wonderful way you are able to ruin a romantic moment by suddenly raining. I certainly miss things about you such as the time you decided to be extra sunny and cloudless for my birthday, but that was almost a month ago.
I’m glad I got this out in the open so that maybe we can work towards fixing our relationship and changing the way you switch from sunshine to raining buckets. I think we’ll be able to love each other again. And hopefully you will be sunny and lovely again for the weekend.